Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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