i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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