Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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