They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Randomize
