BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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