I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i just wanna soil my oats bro
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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