You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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