But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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