Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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