yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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