Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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