Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
either way he was missing a nipple.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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