afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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