wake up i wanna do it froggy style
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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