I wanna bring you to show and tell
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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