what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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