is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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