They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I love you.
Bad choice
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