Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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