i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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