do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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