Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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