you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
only if we run a train.
done.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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