very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
What happened to fro yo and sex?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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