Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Randomize
