I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
you have to choose: penises or morals?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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