Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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