One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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