Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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