yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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