do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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