belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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