I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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