Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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