:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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