I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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