How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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