So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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