Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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