yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I don't deserve a penis
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
