Walk of Shame. In a state park.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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