Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
is it fun? or sober?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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