Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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