i don't like sucking hair
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Randomize
