I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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