Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Randomize
