oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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