He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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