You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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