I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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