I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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