So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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