I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Randomize